Men are Like...

placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.

mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

bike helmets - they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

government bonds - they take so long to mature.

copiers - you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

lava lamps - fun to look at it but not all that bright.

bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair.

mini skirts - if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

handguns - keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.