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Gun Control?
Forget the Guns. I say....control Doctor's first!
- The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000
- Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
- Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)
THINK ABOUT THIS:
- The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- million!).
- The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
- The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has a Doctor.
Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
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