Easter - One Liners

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Coloured scrambled eggs!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM,
hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
A: The Easter Elephant.

Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
A: An Easter bunnet!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?
A: The Easter Purrade!

Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
A: Albunny, New York!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French
general?
A: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
A: Basket-ball, of course!

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate
egg!"

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A: To a re-tail store!

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Q: Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?