Little Nancy

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced little youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, and I've just buried him here."

The neighbor was sad for the little tyke, but was puzzled by one thing. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's still inside your stupid cat."